Congrats, You’ve Just Fed a Jellyfish! | Jayon Kwon

🐙 CONGRATS, YOU’VE JUST FED A JELLYFISH! — The Funniest Ocean Roast You’ll Hear This Year 🌊🎶

Ready for a beach anthem that claps back at litterbugs with rhythm, wit, and a splash of sass?
Dive into “Congrats, You’ve Just Fed a Jellyfish!” — the hilarious, hard-hitting song calling out plastic-pitchers and sandy slackers in the most entertaining way possible.

Whether you’re a lover of clean oceans, sarcastic songwriting, or catchy environmental jams — this track is your new coastal anthem.

🎧 This isn't just a song... it's a sonic sunscreen against trashy beach behavior.

Why people LOVE this track:

• 🏖️ Catchy melodies + clever lyrics = instant favorite

• 🐢 Gives voice to the fish, turtles, and jellies — literally

• 😂 Makes you laugh and think twice before leaving your snack wrappers behind

• 💚 Perfect for eco-campaigns, green influencers, ocean lovers & playlist warriors

📲 Download now via Lynk ID or Fourthwall

Get the digital version instantly — stream it, share it, or blast it next time you see someone leaving trash like they’re decorating.

⚠️ DISCLAIMER

This is a digital-only product — no physical delivery.
No CDs, vinyls, or biodegradable bottles will be mailed.
Your download will be ready instantly after purchase.

Because no jellyfish ever said,
“Yay! A plastic bag for lunch.”

Let’s make the ocean sing — not choke. 🌊🎵